1. ...open the cat door to escape the kitchen:
|The secret here is that the latch to the cat door|
is spring loaded. Grab it in your mouth and pull
to the side while pushing against the door. Et viola!
2. ...open the zipper on the throw pillow:
|I'd like to point out that though I did pull apart some of the trim,|
that was an accident. I was trying to open the zipper. And I did.
It's just that I had to grip with my paws and teeth, and sometimes,
that makes things fall apart. Oops.
3. ...tear my new toy to shreds in under 24 hours:
|Chewing happily yesterday evening...|
|Tearing away the pink felt earlier this morning...|
|Shredding the tennis ball into little bite size pieces as this posts...|
In my defense, I don't typically go out and seek human possessions to destroy. I chewed the golf umbrellas a few weeks ago because they were left out. I took the takeout menus off the fridge and tore them to shreds because they were hanging on the bottom half of the fridge, which just wasn't smart. I chewed up the bag of supplies from Hunger Games camp because Matthew took it and put it right on the kitchen counter (even though NOTHING belonged in the kitchen, which I knew, and is why I rooted around in it and chewed some stuff up!). And until Alicia stops putting the dishtowel on the front of the oven, I am going to make it my business to grab it and run into the living room with it every chance I get!
|Yup. I even grabbed it while she was typing this post for me.|
So, in conclusion, THIS is why we don't have nice things:
|One tennis ball down. One to go.|